You wanted "juice"? Well, you got a whole f*cking smoothie factory, mate.
We've got gradients, animations, transitions, and more stuff you don't need but looks cool as f*ck. Just look at it!
Here's a juiced as f*ck link that does a fancy underline thing. Ooooh, fancy!
Here's some hidden content that appears when you click the button. It's like a f*cking magic trick, but with CSS!
Surprise! More hidden sh*t. Bet you didn't see that coming. Or maybe you did, because there's a f*cking button right there.
Responsive? You bet your ass it is. Resize the window and watch the magic happen.
Is your browser melting yet? No? Guess what motherf*cker: there's no JS in this b*tch.
But, but, but, I just NEED my gorillon-megabytes sh*tty JS framework :'(
Go on.
But next time, before you rush to Google to type:
Remember:
It already exists.