This is a Juicy As F*ck Website

Pure CSS Madness!


You wanted "juice"? Well, you got a whole f*cking smoothie factory, mate.

We've got gradients, animations, transitions, and more stuff you don't need but looks cool as f*ck. Just look at it!

Here's a juiced as f*ck link that does a fancy underline thing. Ooooh, fancy!

Here's some hidden content that appears when you click the button. It's like a f*cking magic trick, but with CSS!

Surprise! More hidden sh*t. Bet you didn't see that coming. Or maybe you did, because there's a f*cking button right there.

This text is hidden until you hover over it. Isn't that f*cking magical?

Responsive? You bet your ass it is. Resize the window and watch the magic happen.

Is your browser melting yet? No? Guess what motherf*cker: there's no JS in this b*tch.

But, but, but, I just NEED my gorillon-megabytes sh*tty JS framework :'(

Go on.

But next time, before you rush to Google to type:

Remember:

It already exists.

Yes, this is f*cking parody. You can tell because it's 2025 and we're still using marquees. What a time to be alive! And it just keeps going and going and going and going and going and going and going...